Monday, July 29, 2013

"So this pretty young woman asked a man on the street"...

[Thanks to Maurice.]



I can't get over the first guy, calling the police! "This is a very serious offence... this is not, uh, China..."

12 comments:

Ken said...

Most guys are either going to assume it is some attempt to rob them, or setup by a wife or girlfriend to test them out, or the woman has some sort of psychiatric problem.

Eolake Stobblehouse said...

Well, her hit rate was 50 percent.

I think it depends on the guy's self esteem, and his sex drive. And on his faithfulness if he's in a relationship. (Though sadly I don't think that is very high, if it's a hot girl.)

Kelly Trimble said...

Here's a story for you:

My short answer would be NO.

My slightly longer answer would be Fuuuuck NOOOOO!.

About thirty years ago I was in a pick up bar with a few friends home from college and the military, and this girl asked me to dance. She was almost as hot as the girl in this video, not quite as nice an ass, but slightly larger boobs, nicer hair, and a slightly more serious demeanor, and frankly the kind of woman I was really attracted to. The odd thing was that just before this happened, I had looked around the room and noticed that I was the chubbiest most un-cool looking dork in the room, figured the chances of getting laid were rather remote, and had ordered two drinks for myself as the initial step of getting roaring drunk instead of going through the brain damage associated with whole hook up procedure.

I danced with this lady, then she wants to slow dance, and was starting to make hints, and like many of the guys in this video, and to my everlasting shame, I chickened out. She then admitted that she hadn't paid her rent and her landlord locked her out of her apartment. Come to find out later, her roommate was her worthless boyfriend who got a job offer and split sticking her with the rent after she had spent all her money on a new car blah blah blah. I started to feel sorry for her and then realized what she had done--she walked in the place, looked around the room, and zeroed in on the chubbiest, most uncool looking dork in the place (me) thinking that I was the best chance at hooking up to have a place to stay and get somebody to pay her bills. That 'complement' made it much easier to NOT get involved with the twisted personality. Oddly, the next day while recovering from my hangover, I wondered whether it would have been worth it anyway had I not backed out.

So when presented with the proposition in this video, I would be thinking this is not my first rodeo and turn her down, which would be too bad because I think this lady has a really nice ass, but kind of a whiny voice.

And similarly to thirty years ago, I would be walking away from this lady weeping about missing out on that wonderful ass.

Translating this to the discussion, I think it has everything to do with the guy's self esteem as to whether he is likely to judge the proposition as even remotely plausible.

TC [Girl] said...

I was LMBO re: the extremely inappropriate "attempts" like...the FATHER w/the daughter there (LOL!) as well as w/the girlfriends there. The 2nd dude looked like he was looking around, for his woman, hoping that he could get away with it!! The funniest was the dude on the phone; he almost dropped his phone in shock!! FUNNY!! :-/

Kent McManigal said...

When the guys were with their girlfriends, instead of taking that as a "no", she should have extended the offer to the girlfriends, too.

Eolake Stobblehouse said...

Kent, I wondered why she didn't do that. Would have fitted with the joke.

I wondered that only one asked "where's the camera?" Maybe they edited out many of those.

Dave Nielsen said...

If I was single I'd just say "Sure, if you're serious," and if it's free. Why not? Not bareback, though. :-)

Dave Nielsen said...

she should have extended the offer to the girlfriends, too.

You missed the point.

Anonymous said...

It's not exactly scientific but you probably would have to go just for guys or just for girls......

Anonymous said...

Hey, Kent, I can't believe you're still alive! I'd have thought you would've killed your family then turned the gun on yourself by now.

Kent McManigal said...

Ah, little Anonymous Fanboy. I see you are still projecting. Therapy hasn't helped yet?

Anonymous said...

Poor Kent.

You know I'm right about you.