A Dentistry student was so hopeless at his oral(!) exam, that the examiner finally tried giving him a very easy question to avoid the embarrassment of an F minus: "What is the symbol of Mercury? - [Desperate hesitation] - [trying to help even more] Could it be... Hg? - [Suddenly very confident] Unpossible! Because H is Hydrogen, and g is gravity!"
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I probably shouldn't have, but I laughed out loud when I read that "she's a woman" one. :)
Where can I buy a frictionless ramp?
Anon,
You and me both! That could come in highly useful.
Alas, I'm afraid it's exclusive to the military.
A Dentistry student was so hopeless at his oral(!) exam, that the examiner finally tried giving him a very easy question to avoid the embarrassment of an F minus:
"What is the symbol of Mercury?
- [Desperate hesitation]
- [trying to help even more] Could it be... Hg?
- [Suddenly very confident] Unpossible! Because H is Hydrogen, and g is gravity!"
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