Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Banana Protector

The banana protector and other inventions from the sublime to the widicuwous.



Anti-Theft Coffee Cup. Are you tired of others stealing your coffee cup? Well now there's a solution. The Lock - Cup has a hole which prevents most people from using it. Only the owner of the cup can use his/hers shaped key to close the hole.

3 comments:

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

Ah, thank you so much. For years I've been seeking a way to keep my banana well protected.
Is there a model that can also hold two walnuts? Makes for a more complete, um, "health snack"...

But about that coffee cup: what if the bastard steals it while the key's on the ignition... I mean in use, and the cup full?
They usually steal your cup AND your coffee, these jerks.
I recommend the much simpler trick of the floating plastic fly. Which I'll soon be selling on my blog. Some day...

My impulse-buyer verif: "urgeries". I feel the need...

dave nielsen said...

For years I've been seeking a way to keep my banana well protected.



Well, Pascal, it seems you're not the only one:

http://www.chastitybeltformen.com/

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

I assure you Dave (in following with my lawyer's advice), I fail to see the relation with the topic at, erm, hand!

These items you link to just seem to me like a better trick than the old "gym socks padding your underwear" routine.
"Is this a chastity belt in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"