Thursday, November 26, 2009

Amy Gordon on kazoo

[Thanks to Jim. Although he emailed it. Tip, guys: don't email video files, find the thing on youtube instead and send a link.]

(I know I've seen this before, but I can't remember if I posted it. Ah heck.)

I love how Amy G * is so beautiful, and doing this naughty act. And notice her facial expression when she gets the thing settled. Priceless.



* Somebody flubbed: when you google amy g kazoo, her own site comes way down the list.

(By the way, from the google suggestions popping up, I can see many are wondering if it's for real. Of course not. Admittedly I have seen a girl blow smoke rings with her vagina (in Emanuelle), but a kazoo requires vocal chords.)

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not vocal chords, no, but lungs. It would be weird indeed if her lungs and snatch were connected...

Timo Lehtinen said...

Not vocal chords, no, but lungs.

No, Eolake is correct. A kazoo does require vocal chords. It's just a resonator. Air pressure alone produces no sound.

Ray said...

And where would her reproductive system get all that air in the first place?

I've seen an exotic dancer do some magical things with ping pong balls,
but not a kazoo...

Eolake Stobblehouse said...

Some amazing girls can suck and blow *some* air with the kitty!

For this occasion I found a clip from the first Emmanuelle movie which shows a girl smoking a cigarette with her vagina, see here. (15MB file, and it also shows some nude dancing girls.) (The link only works for two weeks.)

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

No, I think this is the first time you blogged it.

"A kazoo does require vocal chords. It's just a resonator."
Correct. I've tried one.
Technically, it's NOT a musical instrument.

Not even if she could make p*$$y farts at will would it play a kazoo. That chick's using a trick. Oh, and also two kazoos, of course.
But it's a highly funny act, and she IS very cute.

Reminds me of two women:

-French stand-up comic Florence Foresti: pretty, very energetic, petite, and irresistibly funny.

-A belgian woman whose name escapes me, with a gig called "making the shopping list in the kitchen". Again a solo stand-up act, but after a few minutes you realize why her butt is constantly shaking, non-stop. Her husband is "being affectionate" while she's thinking out loud about what she's going to have to buy. Hilarious! "Oh, just let me check the f-f-f-f-f-fridge f-f-f-f-f-for a s-s-s-s-second th-th-th-th-there."
I wish it was on YT...

"It would be weird indeed if her lungs and snatch were connected..."
They tended to believe that in Ancient Greece. They thought that hysteria (from the greek word meaning "uterus") was caused by the female matrix moving up and getting stuck in the throat. Really!

"I've seen an exotic dancer do some magical things with ping pong balls"
And I once saw the same thing described on "the official website of the World Sex Games". All about such... creative physical performances!
No shagging involved, however. Probably deemed too bland. By obviously unimaginative organizers!!!

"Some amazing girls can suck and blow *some* air with the kitty!"
What's so amazing about it? My vacuum cleaner can do likewise, only MUCH better.
And let's not even start describing Lebanese politicians...

P.S.: My own kitty purrs while breathing both in and out. I think it's a natural talent in... felines. ;-)