Monday, October 12, 2009

Pussy galore

A woman forwarded this...

One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door.
She was a sorry sight, starving, dirty, and she smelled terrible,
she was so skinny and hair was all matted down.
We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet.
We didn't know what to call her so we named her "Pussycat".
The vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would
let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband, (the complainer,) said, "OK, but don't forget to
wash her, she stinks."
He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE, (me), that wanted this dirty cat, not him.
My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye.
The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'.
They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.
The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor who is located in the same building, next door to the vet.
The MD's waiting room and office were full of people waiting to see the doctor.

Suddenly, the side door opened and the vet leaned in, he had obviously seen my husband arrive.
He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, "Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose.
Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant......
God only knows who the father is!" Then he closed the door.

6 comments:

Bronislaus Janulis / Framewright said...

POW! WHAMMO! Total zinger.

Zeppellina said...

Wonderful...!!!

Zep..x

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

(wipes tears of laughter)
OMG, how often do you get to use THAT line?

My verif: "demizes"

P.S.: E-FART!

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

"Mommy? What's a galore?"

Eolake Stobblehouse said...

"It means when you have more kitties than you know what to do with."

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

Thanks, Mom! (~_^)