Monday, April 06, 2009

Poor record covers

Poor record covers.



10 comments:

Michael Burton said...

Now there's a great marketing gimmick -- release a record with a cover so terrible that millions of bloggers will take home a copy so they can photograph the cover and blog about how horrible it is!

Fame and fortune, here I come!

Timo Lehtinen said...

My favourite ...

The Faith Tones: Jesus Use Me

Unbeatable, I think.

Eolake Stobblehouse said...

Oh yeah, those girruls are ripe for use and abuse.

Anonymous said...

Is that a real cover? Those "chicks" look like fugly men in drag.

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

Did any of those brilliantly innovative fellas get the timeless celebrity they so clearly deserved?
:-)

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

"BoingBoing.net" indeed!
These ha-cha-cha holy hotties would give God himself a big rubbery one, hubba-hubba!

Breathless ROTF&MAWL!!!

Lucky they didn't all out and said "minister of Jesus, abuse me"!
Sneaky irresistible jailbaits.

Have you read some of the comments there? Ouch, my ribs!
(My porking ribs, goes without saying.)

Timo Lehtinen said...

Dr. Pascal enquired: Have you read some of the comments there?

Like this one, you mean ...

I used to have a few more of their albums, in college. Their second effort was called "Come Inside Me, Jesus", critically well received, but not a lot of takers. Another was "Oh Jesus, Don't Stop Now".

Eolake Stobblehouse said...

There are also great comments here:

http://tr.im/iqB3

Rock Strongo said...

Does anybody have any info confirming The Faith Tones are real? I've found scads of sites making fun of this cover, but I wonder if it's a fake.

I LOVE the MC Pooh cover though. What was he THINKING?! ROTFLMAO

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

Eo,
Yes, not bad either. :-)))

BTW, I once this on the LAPD Most Wanted list (of some movie!) : "Heyzoos LaRocca, a.k.a. the Preacher. Wanted for aggravated proxenetism". ;-)

DON'T REFUSE ME, FOR SURELY THERE'S A WORK THAT I CAN DO.
HELP MY WILL TO CRUMBLE, THO' THE COST BE GREAT, I'LL WORK FOR YOU.
HELP ME TO BE WILLING TO SAY "YES" (Actual lyrics.)
Damn right, beehatch, I'll break you an' yo'll crawl. You'll work for me on da street, and make me a lot of dough if you're trained right! Unh! Unh! Wassup! Who's your daddy?

(Unh yeah, I'm a naughty boy.)
Have you read the mystic experiences of Teresa of Ávila? The intense physical sensations she described during prayer/visions sound exactly like having an orgasm.

And how about the ever-classic "Jesus is my ecstasy"? :-)
"We're all brides of Jesus".
"Jesus, show me the love".
"Jesus, take me to heaven".
"Tijuana Bible of my homie Jesus".
"Only Jesus passes through my lips".
"I opened myself for Jesus".
"Always say 'yes' to Jesus".

And, last but not least, my very suggestive verif: corkedn
Is it any wonder I can't help it? The devil made me do it! ;-)