Friday, March 13, 2009

Jennifer Maestre sculptures

Jennifer Maestre sculptures.
If you didn't have kolpophobia before, these will do it.
Nicely seminal though.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

boioioioioioioioioing!

Eolake Stobblehouse said...

Careful where you stick it, dude, we don't want the rubbery ones to be red. :-)

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

This makes me go a big DEFLATED one!
Excuse me while I get my tweezers.

It's bad enough that it promotes trichophobia: fear of hair. I've heard of rough regrowth that pricks after shaving, but this is ridiculous.

"Seminal"?!? Man, really a poor choice of words!

Do you know why sperm cells are shaped like tadpoles?
Because frogs are hard to swallow.

My verif: "spernem". I kid you not.
Spearin' them, or sperm-semen?
Either way, I'll pass for this time. Really, I... I think I hear someone calling. Bye, ma'am! (Whoooosssshhh!}

[A second later, the dust cloud silhouette of Pascal does the same.]

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

Only a guy who's "tough as nails" could want to shag THAT.